Let me start off by saying that Sauerbraten is a fun game. I know lots of people enjoy playing it because of the great visuals that it provides, sporting MD5 model support and Doom 3 style bump mapping techniques. I'm sure many people will agree with me when I say that the Ironsnout is the best model as it perfectly fits Sauerbraten's sci-fi style theme. Even before that, the MD3 Ironsnout was just as good, squarely beating the outdated Ogro. I was a little iffy with Mr. Fixit, especially after the collapse of Eisenstern as I thought Fixit would be perfectly suited to Eisenstern. But now, one of my friends has shown me the new model for Sauerbraten... Captain Cannon.
When I first saw this model, I was speechless. My eyes almost fell out of their sockets. Everything I loved about Sauerbraten, from the minute I first saw the screenshots in 2006, up until my last blood-soaked FFA fight, was destroyed in a flash after my eyes were corroded by this monstrosity. Seriously? A cartoon superhero in Sauerbraten?
For a start, it makes the whole game look like a joke. In fact, it reminds me of Fragger:

See the cartoon aliens, the penguins, and Elmer Fudd? I'm pretty sure that Captain Cannon would fit perfectly in this scene.
Another point I would like to make is the hudguns. They are animated extremely badly and the muzzle flashes last far too long. When a rocket launcher fires it doesn't lazily float backwards. What kind of recoil is that? To think that these weapons were allowed in and the Solaris weapons weren't is deeply disturbing.